the hardest thing you didn’t do.
Email what you wrote to woof at bright dot net by the end of the day September 1 (put “Norman has Incredible Willpower” in the subject line). I’ll post as many of my favorite entries as I want next Monday. Include your first name (or, even better, use a pen name) and age (unless you’re tortoise-old).
Here is the single entry from last week when I asked you to write for three minutes about this photo.
Tren Rewy Steb
Those two fish? She got those from me. I’m a fish genie. I know I look like a dog. Technically, I am a dog. I’ve got the furry paws, the waggy tail, and the urge to chase squirrels, the whole works. But I also have the power to grant wishes. I don’t just go around granting wishes to any ol’ person who happens to scratch my belly or give me a Milkbone. No. The person has to say the magic words. Usually they don’t know they’re saying them. The words are part of a pretty common expression, actually (and, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is), so I stay pretty busy with this wish-granting business.