Normanday #81: There’s more to do in Ohio than you might think.
Here is the single entry from last week when I asked you to write for three minutes about…
…something that might happen in a restaurant.
I order the soup. When it comes, there’s a hair in it.
“Waiter,” I say. “There’s a hair in my soup.”
“Yes, sir. Can I bring you anything else?”
“Yes, soup with no hairs.”
“My apologies, sir. I must have given you the gentleman at table four’s order.”
The waiter brings me a fresh bowl of soup. There’s a fingernail in it.
“Waiter,” I say. “There’s a fingernail in my soup. And it’s cold.”
“Yes, sir. Can I bring you anything else?”
“Yes, hot soup with no fingernails.”
“You didn’t order cold fingernail soup?”
“No.”
“My apologies.”
The waiter brings me a fresh bowl of soup. It has a bat wing in it and it smells like two-day’s-dead skunk.
“Can I get you anything else?” the waiter asks.
“Yes!” I exclaim. “A second helping!”
No comments:
Post a Comment